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The Cafe Club

Restaurant/Cafe/Canteen

0 - Urgent Improvement Necessary

Quick Info

Last Inspection: 5 months ago
Inspection Date: November 10, 2025
Scheme Type: FHRS

Rating Details

What does this rating mean?

This establishment requires improvement in hygiene standards.

Inspection Scores

Hygiene (Food Handling)25

Structural (Cleanliness)25

Confidence in Management30

Lower scores are better (0 = best, 20 = worst)

Location

Address

Unit 3B

33 Hamilton Road

Southall

Ealing

Greater London

UB1 3BQ

London, England

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Authority

Local Authority

Ealing

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About Food Safety Ratings

Food hygiene ratings are given to food establishments by local authority food safety officers. The rating reflects the hygiene standards found on the date of inspection.

Ratings range from 0 (urgent improvement necessary) to 5 (very good). The rating is not a guide to food quality, only to hygiene standards.

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